Admit it, you love yourself. You love yourself so much that you even have pictures of yourself hanging on the wall in your apartment despite the fact that you live alone. And since you love yourself so much, why not have your picture plastered on the very toast you eat each morning? That’s right, you can have an image of yourself on a piece of toasted bread! People always find images of Jesus or Virgin Mary on a variety of foods and call it a miracle. Now you can trick your friends by serving them a toast with an image of YOU thanks to the Toasted Selfies toaster.
Toasted Selfies is a toaster that is designed to imprint your face onto a toast and for the entire world to enjoy. Aunt Linda couldn’t resist biting your face when you were a baby and now she can still enjoy it but in a different way. You submit a high-resolution photo of your face or a beloved pet, and Burnt Impressions will create a custom toaster for you in about a week.
You can choose between five different accent colors on the toaster which will set you back $75. It’s a lot of money for a toaster but isn’t your face worth it? And not to worry, if the company isn’t able to get a good imprint from your photo, you get your money back.
Examples of Toasted Selfies
